Well...shit.

polarbales: Film vs. Gag Reel-Star Trek bonus:

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:10:23 -0500

polarbales:

Film vs. Gag Reel-Star Trek

bonus:

Reblog if you are a Time Lord and then check your ask.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:09:31 -0500

susanforemanbackstrom:

YES

imjohnlocked: finefools: justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:45:04 -0500

imjohnlocked:

finefools:

justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.

neither can live while the other survives

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:27:16 -0500

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

crystvllized: vintage photography ☯✝ Love this movie.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:33:20 -0500

crystvllized:

vintage photography ☯✝

Love this movie.

the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:14:23 -0500

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

I hope this is legit because that would be awesome.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:11:51 -0500

When you were younger and a friend came round

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:50:18 -0500

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

The next couple of hours:

When their parents came to collect them:

“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

CINDY!!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:37:10 -0500

CINDY!!!!

heyitsemele: pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:35:26 -0500

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.

Day 1

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:12:58 -0500

trustyourtennant:

it’s still not November 23rd

pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:59:57 -0500

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:56:30 -0500

Cosmo sex tip #285

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:56:18 -0500

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

You

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:50:53 -0500

off-in-a-blue-box:

Are powerful.

More powerful than your demons. Stronger than the self-loathing you may feel.

Better than the cowards who hurl insults at you. They will never outmatch you because you are incredible.

Don’t forget that, alright?

clarabosswald: whouffle: clarabosswald: souffleclara: ATTENTION EVERYONE ATTENTION EVERYONE THE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:17:29 -0500

clarabosswald:

whouffle:

clarabosswald:

souffleclara:

ATTENTION EVERYONE

ATTENTION EVERYONE

THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING

I REPEAT

THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING

BREAKING INTO A MILLION PIECES JUST LIKE CLARA

GO SIT IN THE CORNER SUNNY

I’M TRYING TO FIND A CORNER BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM

"If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die."

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:58:41 -0500

““If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.””

- Unknown (via spid-ey)

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Tue, 07 May 2013 22:07:20 -0500

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Tue, 07 May 2013 09:51:18 -0500

Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

Tue, 07 May 2013 09:50:35 -0500

the-potter-tardis:

motherovernature:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

or real….

yes please