Those who are meant to be together will go through everything that is meant to...– (via -dreamingwithabrokenheart)
Reblog if you have a nice ass.
When I try to scare my friend
sodamnrelatable: I’m like Their reaction but when they scare me I’m like via sodamnrelatable
I know I have a great boyfriend when he’ll leave me love notes in my notebook. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am. :)
knitmeapony: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?