May 2013
27 posts
“If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.”
– Unknown (via spid-ey)
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal...
the-potter-tardis:
motherovernature:
pinkie-pie-party:
bitch-im-cool:
kingdomheartsrocks:
guarneres:
#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER
Yesssssssssss
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
or real….
yes please
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
rithedragon:
realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
this is really nice to think about
cindydindy:
movinlikebirnie:
cindydindy:
Emily I’m earring Ferals and making a tumblr post about it because I’m thinking of you. Just so you know.
YES!!!!! btw, I watched Crimson Horror.
Dooooooohhhh! What did you think? I wasn’t expecting to like it, but I really did! And the ending! Didn’t see that coming! Smart kids!
I wasn’t sure about it! I think she’s going to start...
cindydindy:
Emily I’m earring Ferals and making a tumblr post about it because I’m thinking of you. Just so you know.
YES!!!!! btw, I watched Crimson Horror.
cindydindy:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
It was only a kiss IT WAS ONLY A KISS
Well that fucking hurt.
REBLOG IF YOU ACTUALLY LIKE CLARA OSWIN OSWALD
girlwithgl4sses:
thereisnothingicantbe:
My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
vividgrim:
why do guys call you a slut after you’ve refused to have sex with them tho
christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how...
April 2013
62 posts
nevermore: DO IT NOW: Fairly Quick Guide to Proper... →
rearmedic:
pixolith:
sameatschildren:
Hi guys I’m obsessed with this shit lately because I don’t want anyone to have unhappy, unsupported boobs like I did. Even if you think your boobs and bras are fine, try it. It will make a big difference in comfort, support, and shape,…
5 tags
Is it wrong for me to get frustrated when it feels like every professor in the department is catering to one girl? She’s already got enough lead roles. Stop trying to get her more.
I get scared thinking about this summer. This is the first time that Lane and I will be away from each other for a long time and it just freaks me out. I don’t know. Maybe I’m just overreacting. I’m sure as hell going to miss him. :(
lieutenant-awesome:
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
I volunteer
juicy-bliss:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
anniephantom:
labirdgeoiseed:
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic...
methlabrador:
if someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he give you his car keys. if he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. this also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know
stolenpandorica:
It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
